The Houses as people I know

Gryffindor:

¬thinks theyre a slytherin bc they know theyre mean

¬really kinda stupid but loves everyone

¬typical gryffindor stupid and brave

¬no matter where they are people of all ages gather around them

¬exaggerates but doesnt care when they start getting into the lying part

¬subjective hearing

¬really energetic and loves when people follow them around and ask them about themselves

¬arrogant but lazy

¬loves camping

¬pretty wild tbh

¬cries when they dont get chips

¬doesnt understand given opportunities and literally just makes them up as they go

¬barely any patience and short tempered but really great when theyll help out and listen

¬loves being listened to

Hufflepuff:

¬Really caring

¬so fuckin funny oh my g o d

¬Listening over talking

¬social bar is so low by 4pm they might fall asleep wherever they can

¬lots of trauma but makes jokes about it

¬depressed???

¬idk theyre so hilarious and nice its really difficult to think they had bad experiences

¬will fight for food

¬sugar daddy but has sugar daddies

¬loves their friends and would definitely snap someone in half if their friends are ever disrespected

¬honestly intellectuals they can talk about anything and really put their feelings into it

¬also doesnt think anything is real

Ravenclaw:

¬lame but well-placed puns

¬really has an old soul and uses heart and brain to make decisions

¬so good at holding a conversation????

¬doesnt really care what anyone thinks but at the same time it means the world

¬good grades but fuck homework

¬asks a lot of questions irrelevent questions that they can tie back in to the topic

¬loves video games and appreciates the story

¬makes really stupid faces when they make jokes

¬laughs at themselves

¬picky eater but theyll still eat anything

¬loves chicken

Slytherin:

¬literally 0 fucks given smh

¬will laugh with you then tell you youre annoying right after

¬ask politely if they can slam your head into the table

¬says they hate you but talk to you excitedly when youre around

¬appreciates honesty but also please shut up

¬loves memes to the high heavens especially good vines

¬good jokes

¬Great jokes???

¬literally most of the talk is like code bc its just inside jokes

¬reeaaallly fuunn y oh my god how do i explain i t just thinking about the conversations makes me start laughing

¬offensive humor but put to good use